Pilot
FSP stages a prank to kidnap Billy using a highly armed SWAT team. When Billy doesn’t fall for it, Donaldson goes for plan B, which is to activate the QAnon transformer they have turned his apartment into and blast him to FSP’s dick boat. Once there, Billy finds out the whole ruse was to get him to attend the big announcement that FSP has become the world’s first trillionaire, and he couldn’t care less. He tries to get back home but is reminded by Beatrix that his apartment transformer has been shot by police for harassing employees at a pizza joint thinking it was a front for a pedophile ring. Billy is weirdly okay with the outcome, and FSP clocks it, outing Billy as having a crush on Beatrix, and outing Beatrix as being a transwoman, which costs him a million dollars. Donaldson chimes in with bad news. It’s been revealed that FSP wrote out, but horribly misspelled, the N-word in a 10th grade book report, causing him to be cancelled. Billy quickly deduces that it’s not the normal run-of-the-mill cancel culture, but weaponized cancel culture put on by Elon Musk, but stops short of helping his cousin. Beatrix tries to convince him to stay, revealing that the wealth and yes-people, especially his new political advisor Ben Shapiro, are having a toll on FSP’s mental health, and unlike other people FSP has a vast amount of power in world economics. After awkwardly avoiding the topic of the really bad date they both had in the past, they both come up with the idea of convincing FSP to give away his wealth to prevent being cancelled. Strangely, FSP is warm to this idea, and becomes even more popular with the people as he gives away hundreds of millions of dollars. Back at Illuminati HQ, which is Jay-Z’s new Malibu mansion, the group holds an emergency meeting with all the secret societies, including the Free Masons, Skull and Bones, and Mothers Against Drunk Driving. Jay is not hyped about Elon’s failure to cancel FSP, and stop him from disrupting the “new world order” they’re enforcing, but he reveals that they have a trick up their sleeve. Something that FSP would never — It’s Ben Shapiro. Easy guess. Back at the dick boat, Billy meets Beatrix’s disgustingly amazing boyfriend Kingsley, giving him another reason to leave the boat, when Kingsley tells them about the economic collapses happening in countries that adopted Air Coin as their currency. They find out that FSP wasn’t giving away his own wealth, but “printing” more Air Coins to give away, causing their value to plummet. It’s at that point where Billy realizes that he’s going to be staying on the dick boat for a while.

Pump and Not Dump
Though the wave of economic recession is looming, FSP’s popularity is rising, and gets an invitation to appear on SNL. Billy sees this as a way for him to “pump and not dump” the value of the currency. If Elon Musk could dump Dodgecoin on SNL, maybe FSP could pump Air Coin, thus saving the economies of the countries affected by Air Coin’s drop. FSP agrees only if his old punk band “Antidisestablishmentarianism” can play and reenact the punk mosh pit the band Fear had back when they played SNL in the 80’s. Everyone fears that Lorne Michaels will turn this down since he hated what happened on that episode, but strangely enough he approves the idea. Turns out this Elon Musk’s idea. He’s convinced the Illuminati that FSP will make an ass of himself on SNL, much like he did, and tank the value of Air Coin even further. Then he could step in with his new crypto currency “E-Coin”, and tout it as the “coin of the future”, dispute its dated name. Jay-Z, however, disagrees with this approach, saying that people have started hating rich people since FSP started giving his money away… and telling everyone to hate rich people. The rest of the Illuminati can’t fathom the idea that the public could hate them, and overrule their leader for the first time in the illuminati’s history. During rehearsals, Billy quickly falls in love with Meredith, one of the cast members. Beatrix is terrible at hiding her jealousy, but her girl radar is going off. She gets Donaldson to dig some dirt on her, and after seducing her 75 year old landlord he was able to gain access to her apartment, where he finds out that she has ties to the secret hacker group Anonymous… and she has a boyfriend. Billy doesn’t believe Beatrix and goes out on a date with Meredith, where he ends up getting kidnapped by a bunch of computer hackers that want the password to FSP’s cloud servers so they could “troll a trillionaire”. Billy doesn’t have it, and is kind of offended that the group assumed that he is FSP’s IT guy. Donaldson’s paramilitary group make short work of the hackers, who were terrible at being kidnappers, and Billy apologizes to Beatrix for underestimating her. Beatrix lets on that he wasn’t 100% wrong about her being a little jealous. FSP’s SNL night goes terribly, with none of the sketches landing. He blames it on the new AI sketch writing software they’ve been using while his band is on the stage. They go into their song “Fartbarf Mafia”, and the punk rockers end up tearing the stage apart. Despite the disaster, people loved the honesty from FSP, sending his popularity soaring, while SNL gets canceled. Air Coin gets adopted in a couple more countries, and the value raises a bit, but not enough to save the countries already hurting from its decline. They still have work to do. Elon Musk is 0-2 on trying to get rid of FSP, so the Illuminati are on the verge of expelling him, but he announces that Ben Shapiro has found FSP’s true weakness. His mother Sylvia.

Mommy Fearest
During a private F1 race on the dick boat, FSP learns that Oprah Winfrey will be doing an exclusive interview with FSP’s estranged and insane mother Sylvia Soto. This sends FSP into a tailspin, and he declares full war against the Illuminati. Billy, who still believes that the Illuminati are just some conspiracy theory fantasy, believes that his cousin has finally lost it. Donaldson suggests they do a 5150 on FSP to get him the help he needs, but that would mean that Billy would be in charge since he’s the beneficiary in FSP’s will. Billy REALLY doesn’t want to be in charge, but after he sees FSP naked, masturbating, and screaming about the Illuminati next to Max Verstappen on the F1 podium, he knows it has to be done. FSP is forcefully taken away and put in a padded cell, where he has to talk to his psychologist Susan about his issues with his mom, though Billy is confused as to why she’s accepting of the existence of the Illuminati. Beatrix assembles the employees in the festival area to announce the temporary change, and that’s when Billy realizes the cult-like control FSP has over his people. They hang off his every word, takes everything he says as gospel, and do whatever he tells them to do. This power would corrupt any other man, but it really weirds Billy out, something that Beatrix sees as admirable and leads her to make out with Billy after a night of drinking. The next morning is filled with awkward regrets that are quickly put aside as Donaldson tells them that Billy is needed to make decisions on “Project Fuck You”. In the bowls of the dick boat Billy learns that his cousin has been creating a massively powerful laser weapons system in secret. He issues orders to halt the project, but Donaldson warns him of the Illuminati’s power to control the militaries of the world, including the US military. Billy now realizes that his cousin was right about the Illuminati, and might be right about other things that Billy has been doubting him on. During the sessions with Susan, FSP reveals years of abuse his mom put him through. Susan acknowledges this, but also points out how he’s passing that abuse to the people around him, namely Billy, and forcing the world to live in the shadow of his trauma. FSP is reminded of why he stopped seeing her. Susan clears him to take charge again, right before the airing of the interview with Sylvia, which turns out to be more chaotic than revealing. Sylvia does everything in her power to tell the world how FSP was a shit kid, how good of a mother she was, and how FSP has abandoned his dear old mother. But when Oprah even asks a simple question she lashes out by stripping off her clothes and masturbating, while screaming obscenities. Billy and the team think this is a great outcome, since no one will take her seriously now, but to their shock Sylvia starts to trend positively. For the same reason people like it when FSP stands up to the rich, the loved Sylvia’s “fuck you” to Oprah. While this is happening the government of Burkina Faso collapses and armed rebels take over the capital. Beatrix asks Billy why he didn’t give away some of FSP’s wealth like she suggested, but then they both remembered that the suggestion came right before the drunken make out session they would both rather forget.

Burkina Faso and the Furious
Donaldson touches ground in the war torn country with a group of highly trained paramilitary units. They’re there to meet up with a group of government loyalists and provide support to overthrow the leader of the coup mysteriously named “The Leader”. At the camp, they quickly realize that it’s a trap. The rebels were posing as loyalists and they kill or imprison all the soldiers. After dodging hundreds of bullets and taking out ten rebels with his small pistol, Donaldson manages to escape into the forest with only his glass of scotch and an empty gun. A few hours later the actual loyalists, headed by a man named Blaise, manage to track down Donaldson’s camp, in which he’s built a two-story structure complete with mud room and buffet table filled with locally found foods. Blaise gives Donaldson the intel. The rebels have captured the capitol and established a defensive perimeter. Donaldson’s com systems are damaged, so he decides to form an army of loyalists, and tribal people, by proclaiming himself the savior that their prophecy has foretold. With an army of millions at his back, and riding hippos that he has tamed, Donaldson launches an attack on the capitol, and hacks his way to “The Leader”, who turns out to be an ex-lover of his named Farida. The two engage in expert knife-to-knife combat, ending up in the presidential bedroom where they make love until sunrise. But Donaldson makes the mistake of turning his back on her to put his socks on, and Farida pulls a knife to his throat. However Donaldson anticipated the attack and hits Farida’s leg with a syringe filled with ricin that he hid between the mattresses. As she passes away, she reveals that Donaldson was the only man she’s ever loved in his life. Donaldson affirms this by saying he feels the same way about her, and it’s a shame that the tragic dance of politics and war got in the way of their great love. Farida passes away, and Donaldson puts on his tux, and his stiff upper lip, ready for the helicopter rope ladder to take him home. After such a harrowing journey, the dick boat is a sight for sore eyes, but he walks in on what seems like a weird orgy between Billy, Beatrix, Kingsley, FSP, and some weird looking robot. He informs them that Burkina Faso’s government has been re-established, but before going into detail FSP apathetically asks if he got him one of those coconut cakes that Tom Cruise really likes. Donaldson tries to tell him that he could easily order them online, but stops mid-sentence, ending with the acknowledgement of his next task.

Fartbarf GPT
Billy catches FSP doing something that he never thought he’d see his cousin do. Creating stained glass windows. He tells Billy that his new AI model “Fartbarf GPT” suggested him to take up this very specific hobby, and he loves it. Fartbarf GPT is the greatest thing he’s ever created. Billy tries to get FSP back on the task of the collapsing countries, so FSP asks Fartbarf GPT what to do. It suggests to do an interview with Variety, where he, Billy, Donaldson, and Beatrix dress up in weird black leather fashion, and tell the people of these countries to “get their ass up and work.” FSP is 100% on board and there’s nothing Billy could say to change his mind. Billy and Beatrix try to reconcile the drunken make out session, when Kingsley reveals that he actually saw it happen, and he was really into it. Kingsley is secretly a cuck, and wants to watch Billy and Beatrix have sex with each other. The Variety interview goes as planned, but the backlash is almost immediate. FSP is now the rich person that people despise. But even after that failure, FSP has grown so in love with Fartbarf GPT that he’s made a female humanoid robot analog that the AI could exist in. Billy grows suspicious of the Ai’s right-leaning ethos, and even more suspicious of its intense knowledge of FSP’s various fetishes. Back at Illuminati HQ, the group is celebrating their recent achievements against FSP, but Elon Musk’s deployment of “E-Coin” has been a massive dud. Jay Z warns of a ripple effect if economies were allowed to collapse, but the cabal doesn’t care about “shit hole countries”. Jay Z makes the decision to tip off what Fartbarf GPT really is by sending Billy a secret text. With the mysterious info, Billy goes to meet with the programming team, but walks in on Ben Shapiro, in a full interactive rig acting as the AI model and having virtual sex with FSP through the robot. Billy looks away while capturing some footage on his phone, then sends it to FSP, without Ben knowing he saw him. The image is burned into his brain when he, Beatrix, and Kingsley have a “date night”, which ends up at her place. Beatrix and Billy are not into it, but Kingsley is super excited, and they don’t want to kink shame him. Right as Beatrix and Billy get started, FSP bursts into the room, completely naked, to say that he’s disavowing Fartbarf GPT now that he knows it was Ben Shapiro the whole time. The robot runs into the room pleading for FSP to come back. And that’s when Donaldson enters the room to tell them that while they were having orgies, he saved Burkina Faso.