Pilot
Billy is forcefully reunited with his cousin FSP after five years of estrangement after FSP turned Billy’s car into a sexist transformer as a prank. FSP is worried that the Illuminati is going to ramp up their campaign against him after he announces that he’s become the world’s first trillionaire, and Billy thinks that FSP is suffering form “billionaire brain rot” for even believing in the illuminati in the first place. Right after the grand announcement, Beatrix, FSP’s right hand trans woman, informs him that he’s currently being “cancelled” for spelling out the N word on a book report he did on Huckleberry Finn in the tenth grade. Billy is confused, since FSP has done MANY things to get him cancelled in the past, and finds the wording of the original tweet to be suspicious. FSP agrees with him, but thinks it’s the first move by the Illuminati. Billy tries to bring FSP back to reality, but it turns out that it’s Billy who needs the reality check because the illuminati are real, and they’re headed by Jay Z. While hashing out the one bad date they had in the past, Billy and Beatrix come up with a plan for FSP to give his money away and literally pay the American people not to cancel him. Though FSP thinks the idea is “communist”, he agrees to go through with it. Donaldson, FSP’s James Bond-esque fixer, finds out that there’s a mole that has reported this development directly to the Illuminati, who are distraught that FSP will not only give people money, but cover the tax bill as well, injecting billions into the government that could be used for public programs and civil works projects. However, after the meeting with Jay Z, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Jeff Bezos, and George Soros, we clearly see that they have no plan to counter this, and are relying on their mole for their next step. FSP announces the giveaway during the Super Bowl, and the plan works. People now love him, and the American economy gets a needed boost, but before Billy boards a plane to the new house FSP bought him, he realizes that FSP’s net worth has not dropped as expected. Instead of giving his wealth away, FSP “printed” more Air Coins, the currency he created and controls, causing hyperinflation and chaos for the countries that adopted Air Coin as their national currency. Billy then realizes that he needs to stay to clean up the mess he helped create.

Pump and Not Dump
Though the wave of economic recession is looming, FSP’s popularity is rising, and gets an invitation to appear on SNL. Billy sees this as a way for him to “pump and not dump” the value of Air Coin. During rehearsals, Billy quickly falls in love with Meredith, one of the cast members, who’s being a little too good to be true. Beatrix is terrible at hiding her jealousy, but her girl radar is going off. She gets Donaldson to dig some dirt on her, and after seducing her 75 year old landlord he was able to gain access to her apartment, where he finds out that she has ties to the secret hacker group Anonymous… and she has a boyfriend. Billy doesn’t believe Beatrix and goes out on a date with Meredith, where he ends up getting kidnapped by a bunch of computer hackers that want the password to FSP’s cloud servers so they could “troll a trillionaire”. Billy doesn’t have it, and is kind of offended that the group assumed that he is FSP’s IT guy. Donaldson’s paramilitary group make short work of the hackers, who were terrible at being kidnappers, and Billy apologizes to Beatrix for underestimating her. Beatrix lets on that he wasn’t 100% wrong about her being a little jealous. FSP’s SNL night goes terribly, with none of the sketches landing, but FSP realizes something is up when a sketch about Air Coin seemed to be a little too negative about the currency. Breaking character, FSP tells the audience that this whole appearance was a ruse by the Illuminati to get him to devalue his currency, much like Elon Musk did with Dogecoin. Though the rant was cringe, his popularity soars even higher. People are sick of the rich, and railing against the Illuminati has cemented FSP as the “punk rock” rich guy.

Mommy Fearest
During a private F1 race on the dick boat, FSP learns that Oprah Winfrey will be doing an exclusive interview with FSP’s estranged and insane mother Sylvia Soto. This sends FSP into a tailspin, and he does a full Kony 2012 naked masturbation dance during the podium ceremony. FSP is forcefully taken away and put in a padded cell, where he has to talk to his psychologist Susan about his issues with his mom, while Billy now has to be the executor of FSP’s estate. Beatrix assembles the employees in the festival area to announce the temporary change, and that’s when Billy realizes the cult-like control FSP has over his people. This power would corrupt any other man, but it really weirds Billy out, something that Beatrix sees as admirable and leads her to make out with Billy after a night of drinking. The next morning is filled with awkward regrets that are quickly put aside as Donaldson tells them that Billy is needed to make decisions on “Project Fuck You”. In the bowls of the dick boat Billy learns that his cousin has been creating a massively powerful laser weapons system in secret. He issues orders to halt the project, but Donaldson warns him of the Illuminati’s power to control the militaries of the world, including the US military. During the sessions with Susan, FSP reveals years of abuse his mom put him through. Susan acknowledges this, but also points out how he’s passing that abuse to the people around him, namely Billy, and forcing the world to live in the shadow of his trauma. Susan clears him to take charge again, right before the airing of the interview with Sylvia, which turns out to be more chaotic than revealing. Sylvia does everything in her power to tell the world how FSP was a shit kid, and how good of a mother she was. But when Oprah even asks a simple question she lashes out by stripping off her clothes and masturbating, while screaming obscenities. People relate to FSP’s struggles with his “boomer” mom, which chalks up another failure for the Illuminati.