A lowly software engineer is forcefully reunited with his estranged trillionaire cousin, who needs his ability to speak truth to power to keep his head level while the Illuminati seek to destroy him before he disrupts the New World Order.
BILLY has had a troubled relationship with his extremely wealthy cousin FSP, and hasn’t spoke to him in years after he turned his car into a sexist transformer as a prank, nearly killing him on multiple inappropriate occasions. This was the last straw of many straws for Billy. As FSP went from bullying the establishment to becoming the establishment, his bully energy pointed down instead of up, and Billy, his ride-or-die, ended up bearing the brunt of it. However, FSP has crossed a new milestone by becoming the world’s first trillionaire, and he really wants Billy to take part in the celebration, but lacking the emotional tools to get back into Billy’s life he ends up kidnapping Billy by turning his whole apartment into a Transformer.
FSP likes to gloat about how he earned his trillions of dollars from hard work and “boot strap pulling”, but it’s all bullshit. Though he wasn’t born on 3rd base like most insanely wealthy people, his wealth stemmed from winning a billion dollar lottery after dropping out of high school to play in a punk band. Catching onto the “new currency” craze, FSP used his billions to invent “Air Coin”, the first currency made out of air, and used his popularity as a “normal funny guy” billionaire to get many nations, disputed zones, and “alternative business” cartels to adopt the currency. However in recent days, the combination of sycophants with the changing social tide has been leading FSP down a dark, Howard Hughes-like road, and his main assistant BEATRIX not only fears for his sanity, but for humanity itself. A person with that much wealth can do a lot of damage, which is why the Illuminati (yes, they are real) vows to deplete FSP of his wealth to save the new world order they’ve been enforcing for decades. With Jay-Z at the helm of a cabal of mega-rich white men, such as Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffet, George Soros, and FSP’s main enemy Elon Musk, the Illuminati seek to take down the richest man to have ever existed.
Billy still struggles with the relationship he has with his cousin, but after an awkward conversation with Beatrix, where they failed to avoid their inept romantic history, he realizes his unique place as one of the very few people who can speak truth to FSP’s power. However, after convincing FSP to give away some of his fortune to stave off a weaponized cancellation by the Illuminati, which results in FSP tanking several economies by “printing” more Air Coins, Billy now has something he didn’t before, a purpose. To mend the relationship with his cousin, pursue the woman of his dreams, and fix the mess he helped make, while trying not to ruin anything else. Of course the answer to “what could go wrong” is always “everything”. When someone as under qualified as FSP wields enough wealth to disrupt the world economy, and with someone even more under qualified as Billy advising him, god help us all.
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